Today, writing - sort of - in the Mirth Café, I saw a plastic, toy shark on the concrete outside the bay window. Nearly in the street, actually, lying on its belly, swimming around the crosswalk. This is not a joke.
Now, three hours later, it has made its way onto the sidewalk behind me, still facing the same direction, still on its belly. Since the sun came up I can see it has blue skin and white spots. It is very tiny in scale. I'm afraid its watching me.
Do bizarre things like this happen to other people?